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Posted on May 26th, 2009 by lori
Finally! The secret to Madonna’s eternal youth is revealed to the world.
NY Magazine is reporting on an anti-aging product said to erase fine lines and give you the skin of a toddler. The secret ingredient? Human sperm.
This is not a joke. Repeat, this is not a joke.
The product dubbed Bioforskining (ahem) is made by a Norwegian company. The cream contains an extract taken from sperm and is said to be 30 times stronger than regular old vitamin E - but I think that might depend on the donor.
Not in the mood for a full bottle? Try a Spermine facial from New York’s Townhouse Spa at $250 a pop.
Ah, I could add so many colourful and inappropriate jokes to this post.
But I won’t. I’m a lady.
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FYI madonna Vitamin E does not absorb into the skin.. Nice try though lol… she should keep the cream for special effects in her R rated movies…