Everyone, I’d like you to please give a warm welcome to the one… the only… the man girdle. The mirdle, if you will.

Has anyone else heard about this yet? 

An Australian undergarment designer has found a solution to saggy male torso’s everywhere: The Core Precision Undershirt. Boy oh boy.

I’m not entirely sure men will be queuing outside the stores to pick this piece up, but it sure would make my day if they did. 

According to yesterday’s Toronto Star the design helps lift and separate the shoulders, while supporting and compressing the torso. It probably also makes men walk like robots and look as though they’re being tortured needlessly as well. Is it good form or masochistic to strap one of these on?

Well, I don’t care. I’ve always been a sucker for a tight vest and seeing this hot new invention is bringing me right back to my Patrick Swayze Roadhouse days. Those were some good days indeed!

The only aspect that slightly concerns me is the matching briefs the company has launched along with the tank. Now, I’m not one to turn away a nicely wrapped package, but surely there are laws against this somewhere?

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